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Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.09.25 09:15:00 -
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Bump for an excellent corp! Convo me for more details. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.09.27 07:53:00 -
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Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] Screwing? |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.09.27 21:32:00 -
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Bump!
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me!
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's ****!
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell?
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Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.09.28 19:58:00 -
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Bump!
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.02 04:34:00 -
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Bump!
Announcer: You're watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and **** McGee.
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. **** McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm ****... I'm Ron Burgundy. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.03 14:52:00 -
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Bump.
Ed Harken: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials... Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities... Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:25:00 -
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Bump.
Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.05 14:48:00 -
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Bump!
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.10 00:51:00 -
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Bump!
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.12 01:30:00 -
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Bump!
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?!?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who? |
Kames Jerk
StoneWall Metals Productions
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2011.10.17 06:52:00 -
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Bump!
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? |
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